LOLCode

I suppose while I'm sending out the random link propagation, I should also mention LOLCODE - the programming language for really leet coders.  I think it's related to the (deservedly) esoteric language valgol, from the 80's.

Update:  on second thought, some examples might be useful. :)

Hello World (in LOLCODE):

HAI WORLD:

 HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE 

A small example of valgol:

 LIKE, Y*KNOW (I MEAN) STARTIF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND   GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND    VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2 THEN  FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100      DO*WAH - (DITTY**2);      BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)  SURE  LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM;  REALLY;  LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW);  IM*SURE GOTO THE MALL